Eid Shopping Simulator — do the Eid bazaar for ৳0

The weeks before Eid carry the heaviest shopping load — for yourself, the family, the children, gifts for relatives, new curtains for the house, and the ticket home. In this Eid shopping simulator build the whole list once and see what it adds up to — without spending anything.

Embroidered panjabis, georgette three-piece sets, kids' panjabis and frocks, salami envelopes, shemai gift hampers, dry-fruit boxes, new bedsheets and curtains, crockery for guests, and imaginary bus, train and launch tickets. Everything is imaginary.

An easy way to budget: first build an “everything” cart here. Then write down your real budget and remove items one by one until the total fits. What remains is your real list. Our longer piece on Eid shopping budgets goes further.

Eid is a joyful festival and we never joke about the festival itself — the humour on this page is only about the shopping bill. In Eid season our Dopamine couriers also run “one day late due to the Eid rush”; track your order to see.

Browse the Dopamine Eid products below.

Questions

Can I actually get the Eid tickets? No. The bus, train and launch tickets are imaginary — buy real tickets only from the operator or an authorised seller, and never send money in advance to someone you don't know.

Why are there salami envelopes? Giving salami to children at Eid is a joyful custom; here there is only the envelope — with an imaginary zero taka inside.

What should I cut first to stay on budget? Whatever you won't use after Eid — write “will I use this later?” next to each item.