Terms of use
This is a parody site. Nothing is sold here, no order is real, and no money is ever taken. We are not affiliated with or endorsed by any real shop, marketplace, restaurant or courier.
1. What this is
Dopamine Shop is an entertainment parody website. Every product, dish, restaurant, courier, price, discount, rating, “sold” count, timer and order shown here is imaginary. Nothing is offered for sale, no order is real, nothing will be delivered, and no money is taken under any circumstances. We are not affiliated with, partnered with or endorsed by any real shop, marketplace, restaurant or courier.
2. No transactions
“Checkout”, “order”, “receipt”, “tracking number”, “return” and “refund” are parts of the game; they create no contract, purchase obligation or debt. No tracking number from this site can find a real parcel. Anyone asking for money, a phone number, an OTP, a PIN or an address in this site's name is a scammer — we never ask.
3. Optional accounts and the leaderboard
Everything, including placing (Dopamine) orders, works without an account. If you create one, the username you choose is shown on the public leaderboard, so do not use your real name or a name that could hurt someone. We may remove or hide offensive, deceptive or impersonating names. Leaderboard figures are calculated by the server from our own price list; suspicious accounts may be hidden from the board. You are responsible for your password — do not reuse one from another site.
4. Acceptable use
You agree not to: use the site through automated scripts or bots, scrape it or send excessive requests; attempt to forge the leaderboard or break security (responsible reports are welcome — see the security page); click ads artificially; or use the site to deceive anyone — for example by presenting a receipt image as proof of a real purchase.
5. Content and intellectual property
The site's design, text, invented product names and code are our own. The site parodies an entire retail genre and uses no specific company's trademarks, logos or trade dress. Licences for third-party fonts and assets are on the credits page. You may use the recipes freely for personal cooking.
6. Not advice
The blog and recipes are general information and entertainment; they are not medical, psychological, nutritional or financial advice. If your shopping feels out of control, please seek help from a qualified professional.
7. Disclaimer
The site is provided “as is”. We make no promise that it will always be available, error-free, or that progress stored in your browser will never be lost. To the extent the law allows, we are not liable for any loss arising from using this site.
8. Changes and termination
We may update these terms; significant changes will be dated on this page. Accounts that break these terms may be suspended or deleted. You can delete your own account at any time.
9. Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of Bangladesh, and any dispute falls under the jurisdiction of the competent courts of Bangladesh.